10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.