10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown