10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.