10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel