10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs