10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger