10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury