10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez