10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus