10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?