10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.