10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "No river, no fish."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger