10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters