10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.