10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."