10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..