10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.