10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.