10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com