10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"