10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.