10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?