10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- It's Free To Fold...
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."