10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.