10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword