10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it