10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."