10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.