10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?