10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"