10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05