10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?