10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill