10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.