10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977