10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers