10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!