10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow