10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright