10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05