10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed