10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth