10 Random Poker Quotes

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Why not, when some because there are three.