10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!