10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.