10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.