10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier