10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?