10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack