10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves